give more than 100%?

[Blee1099]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes
like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What
makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that
might help you answer these questions:

If:

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

is represented as:

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-*

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$_$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close, and, Attitude will get you
there, Bullsh*t and A$$ Kissing will put you
over the top.

 

[EliteConcept]

haha thats good...now we all know how to succeed in life

 

[TexasX03]

I've watched with wonder those people using the latter two. I never understood why they consistently got ahead of far better people, until now.

Thanks for explaining, Blee!

LOL

 

[X~FACTOR]

I remember somebody sending me that email. Funny stuff.

 

[Limited Ex]

That is excellent! Reminds of the mathematical equation that proves girls are evil, lol